In May 2005, Tom Cruise appeared on Oprah. In telling about his love affair with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped up and down like a rabid chimpanzee and, quite literally, humped the couch. It seems to us that the act of humping the couch is synonymous with being overly affected. As Cruise surely had no idea what it looks or feels like to be in love, he resorted to air humping near furniture. Now we ask: who and what else has humped the couch? Brittany and Kevin Spears? The Walt Disney Hall?
Ok. This might be too simplistic. But so you get the point: Donald Trump humped the couch during the finale of season 3. Without Regis there to pinch hit for him, he was left alone to play himself on live TV. And by god, he was atrocious. It's too bad Tom hadn't dry humped the couch yet, because I had no words to describe what he was doing. Now I can look back on what seems ancient history and make a little sense of a Donald gone mad.
posted by Eric Gordon @ 3:18 PM
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