Humping the Couch

In May 2005, Tom Cruise appeared on Oprah. In telling about his love affair with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped up and down like a rabid chimpanzee and, quite literally, humped the couch. It seems to us that the act of humping the couch is synonymous with being overly affected. As Cruise surely had no idea what it looks or feels like to be in love, he resorted to air humping near furniture. Now we ask: who and what else has humped the couch? Brittany and Kevin Spears? The Walt Disney Hall?

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Another opinion about the phenomenon

"Enough news about Tom Cruise. If we already didn't know he was a bad actor, we sure do now that he is supposedly dating Katie Holmes (who is she anyway?). He is like a boy crying wolf, except he's a man crying 'straight!' He can't even fool himself, so how is he going to fool the rest of the world?" (Metro, Boston, June 27, 2005)

posted by Eric Gordon @ 8:10 AM

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